In the name of the President, Senate, and House of Representatives, amen.
Our government who art in Washington
Spending be thy name
Thy taxes come
Thy debt be done
In every state as it is in Washington
Give us this day your daily lie
And forgive your criminal friends their trespasses
As we forgive you for taking away our liberties
Lead us not to self-reliance
But deliver to us more entitlements
For the government
The lobbyist
And the unions
Are the only ones you listen too
Everyday you are in office
Amen.
